Everybody needs a dramatic hype guy to pump them up in times of great need.

"I want to take the trash out but I'm so unmotivated to move..."
"IN THE GREAT BATTLE AGAINST THE REFUSE OF DAYS PAST, THE ENEMY GROWS MOMENT BY MOMENT, OUR HERO SHALL NOT FALTER IN THE FACE OF SUCH ADVERSITY! THEIR FORCES SHALL BE DECIMATED, LIFTED AS FEATHERS AND PLUNGED INTO THE CYLINDRICAL ABYSS BEYOND THE WALLS!"