FruityPotato🍐 @ze4os@computerfairi.es

Oldie but goodie

cishet guys be like "did u just assume my gender" bc u referred to them as men instead of toddlers

the Earth's rotation is slowing down and eventually we'll have to add leap seconds onto every day.

the solution of course, is to increase the rotational speed of the Earth.

We can do this one of 2 ways. We could use spaceguns to fire off mass into the sun in a westerly direction along the equator for a long time. The other thing we could do is drag the mountains to the seafloor, and due to conservation of angular momentum it will increase our rotation speed.

Or we could just add leap seconds.

Amazon announces "Cyberpunk dystopian mass-suveillance as a service".

Republished from: https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1146663692630659072

Today's gender is a small screaming red panda.

Look at my nb wife's tiny aesthetic kitty and boost her.

he protecc, he attack, but most importantly he live in a crack

when i talk to my dog its usually something along the lines of "do you have any fucking idea how fuzzy you are"

“And now... it is my, uh, duty to ask for your hand in marriage.”
The maiden sighed, squared her shoulders. She had been practising her rejection speech – what, with all the time on her hands in her forlorn tower. She had prepared an elaborate discussion of “love” as a notion that... simply was not for her. To her surprise, however, the knight seemed... relieved? He turned to his page, laughing, and reached for the young man's hand.
“Sweet Jeremiah, there was no reason for our quarrel.”
#tootfic

D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

i am begging someone to save nessa cause the amount of whitewashing ive seen of her is absolutely ridiculous #art #artwork #mastoart #mastodraw #illustration #creativetoots #fanart #pokemon

Parrot family.

The adults were keeping a close eye on me.

#birbposting

Some silly experimental illustration I made...

#sketchbook #illustration #drawing #digital #art #mastoart

** New collection, in paperback and ebook, in English or German: http://microsff.com/new-collection **

Keep in mind that "trans rights are human rights" is a political statement.

This is most important to remember when someone is telling you your platform should be apolitical.