nintendo: lets make some wholesome fun content featuring one of our lesser used characters
nintendo: *accidentally unleashes a copy of "oops! all fetishes" on the internet*
nintendo: oh. oh no. not again
nintendo: 🍄!
size dorks: 👀
nintendo: 🍂!
furries: 👀
nintendo: 👑!
transformers: 👀
nintendo: 🥚🐲!
𝘺𝘢𝘭𝘭: 👀
someone at nintendo is either 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 confused or knows 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 what they're doing, and i'm not sure which one is funnier
