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Plan for a foolproof invention with which to trap and cuddle unsuspecting victims.
Possible problems:
-Need to find a huge cardboard box
-All good large sticks are nicked by dogs (scenario)
-I get hungry and eat the bait myself
For this plan to succeed I better not accidentally post this publicly!!!
@Baerd *cuddles and nuzzles*
Take it. I won't need it anymore; I have my cuddles now.