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Plan for a foolproof invention with which to trap and cuddle unsuspecting victims.
Possible problems:
-Need to find a huge cardboard box
-All good large sticks are nicked by dogs (scenario)
-I get hungry and eat the bait myself
For this plan to succeed I better not accidentally post this publicly!!!
@A_Staccato_Semibreve *Pulls string, box falls over you*
Heheheh...another victim...
*From the dark, wings envelop you and you can feel something nuzzle you*
Come and cuddle for a while...