A ghost who lives in your house but all they do is rearrange your fridge magnets to spell out self care and helpful messages
You go downstairs in the morning, reach to open the door and pull out some juice
DONT FORGET YOU HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT AT 2 say the fridge magnets
Then they wiggle and slide around
ALSO YOURE ALMOST OUT OF ICE CREAM YOU SHOULD PICK UP SOME TODAY
Next morning
YOU WERE SLEEPING POORLY SO I TURNED DOWN THE TEMPERATURE SOME
ALSO I STARTED YOUR COFFEE
Afternoon trip to the fridge
DONT FORGET TO HAVE SOME WATER TODAY
AND DONT WORK SO LATE THIS EVENING
After a Tinder date leaves
I DONT LIKE HIM HE KEPT INTERRUPTING YOU
ALSO WHEN YOU WERE OUT OF THE ROOM HE MADE A MEAN FACE AT THE CAT
Oh no this last one was basically that one scene from Beyond Two Souls never mind this idea sucks
After a stressful several days in politics the ghost leaves
I AM GOING TO DELETE TWITTER OFF YOUR PHONE SOON IT'S MAKING YOU SAD
HERE
I LOADED UP A CARTOON ON NETFLIX AND BROUGHT DOWN THE FUZZY BLANKET FROM UPSTAIRS
SORRY I SCARED YOU WITH THE LOUD THUMP YESTERDAY I WAS TRYING TO ALPHABETIZE YOUR BOOKS AND DROPPED ONE
One morning the fridge just says HEY
then the letters move slowly, hesitantly
I SAW YOU LOOKING AT DRESSES ONLINE AND CRYING LAST NIGHT
another slow rearrangement
I THINK YOU WOULD BE PRETTY IN THE BLUE ONE
ITS OKAY
@AzureHusky I need this.
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