A ghost who lives in your house but all they do is rearrange your fridge magnets to spell out self care and helpful messages

You go downstairs in the morning, reach to open the door and pull out some juice

DONT FORGET YOU HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT AT 2 say the fridge magnets

Then they wiggle and slide around

ALSO YOURE ALMOST OUT OF ICE CREAM YOU SHOULD PICK UP SOME TODAY

Next morning

YOU WERE SLEEPING POORLY SO I TURNED DOWN THE TEMPERATURE SOME

ALSO I STARTED YOUR COFFEE

Afternoon trip to the fridge

DONT FORGET TO HAVE SOME WATER TODAY

AND DONT WORK SO LATE THIS EVENING

After a Tinder date leaves

I DONT LIKE HIM HE KEPT INTERRUPTING YOU

ALSO WHEN YOU WERE OUT OF THE ROOM HE MADE A MEAN FACE AT THE CAT

Oh no this last one was basically that one scene from Beyond Two Souls never mind this idea sucks

After a stressful several days in politics the ghost leaves

I AM GOING TO DELETE TWITTER OFF YOUR PHONE SOON IT'S MAKING YOU SAD

HERE

I LOADED UP A CARTOON ON NETFLIX AND BROUGHT DOWN THE FUZZY BLANKET FROM UPSTAIRS

SORRY I SCARED YOU WITH THE LOUD THUMP YESTERDAY I WAS TRYING TO ALPHABETIZE YOUR BOOKS AND DROPPED ONE

One morning the fridge just says
HEY

then the letters move slowly, hesitantly

I SAW YOU LOOKING AT DRESSES ONLINE AND CRYING LAST NIGHT

another slow rearrangement

I THINK YOU WOULD BE PRETTY IN THE BLUE ONE

ITS OKAY

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