Also I woke up to someone posting a casual message in work's ops channel at 2am going "This needs to be done urgently" then again at 6am going "WTF no one did this, do I have to page you people for a simple task?"

At 2am? Yes. Yes you do. I need out of this company if this is the expectation :/

I can't believe before me and subsequent hires, my team only had 4 people on it and there was 24hr active coverage expectation.