"If I had my way, I'd eat on a futon. I'd use my computer on a futon. I'd exist on a futon. [...] Futon science. Futon sorcery. Futon love. [...] We live in a futon world. You just haven't woken up and smelled the futons yet.... wait...what are you typing?!" - @Scarly on the phone with me during her lunch break.

"I'm not ashamed of futons"