What I really want right now is an apartment complex filled solely with quiet, introverted, headphone wearing queer folks because gsdfiojkgvnmoizdl;pkgujhvzr
there are too many horrifically loud people over here. I want to confiscate their subwoofers and cover their floors and walls with thick carpeting 😬
@feathersong @decis thankfully our bass thumpers are only during the day... but not thankfully, then we have to deal with the nocturnal stompers who stomp and slam things around All Night Long ;___;
@Chel @decis Though honestly very simple time travel (or should I say, disconnection on the time axis too) and the ability to dematerialize would be big bonuses. You could stock up at Costco or something, and then just dematerialize for a few months to take an introvert vacation, and rematerialize where you left off, no one knowing the better.
@feathersong @Chel Except that you got a lot older all of a sudden, and maybe have much longer hair than you should.
Also, remember garbage trucks in the alleyway at all hours on all days, completely inconsistently?
And the neighbour adjacent to the deci room who likes to sing and/or do remodelling and/or likes to cheer, clap, guffaw, and drop heavy objects from around 1-3 AM and early on weekend mornings?
@Chel @decis We also have a dog/child/something above us that runs around constantly for hours at a time, starting about 6am.
You know, I think optimally I'd just like a TARDIS. A configurable living space completely disconnected from the rest of reality. It doesn't even have to travel in time. Heck, it doesn't have to travel in space by itself, though that'd be a big bonus.