The messages I send my doctor are so unhinged. I love her, and it's as small town, so she really knows me and my family, but still

"While I'm totally excited to accept the possibility that my blood is mostly estrogen and I should simply move to Themyscira to live with the other Amazons of my kind, I am willing to accept the probable reality that these level are a bit high… I wanted to tell you my shot day in case you wanted me to titrate before I next come in to see your lovely face…"