Given you are not sure how well your employer will take to you using the bathroom that matches your identity you choose to use the men's room only to find the stalls occupied.

You quickly hike up your dress and force your control top tights down so you can urinate. As you are mid-go you realize you are holding the hem and the dress is just folded. So you have now soaked yourself with urine.

You finish and run to your car and drive home to change crying.