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stomach sounds like the distant drums on the Fury Road soundtrack

threatening the arrival of a particularly catastrophic event

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@theoutrider absolutely do not summon the Doof D:

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@Nine experience suggests that it's just a matter of time at this point and we'll have to deal with it when it arrives

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@theoutrider in which case I pray that its just the sick guitar licks and not the flamethrower as well D:

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@Nine it's always the flamethrower

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@Nine actually hang on what is the flamethrower a metaphor for here

no wait do I even want to ask that

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@theoutrider you'll know it when it happens :|

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@Nine I mean much like the flamethrower there is a certain... projection going on in this case but everything is happening as it should

but then one might argue that the flamethrower is also 10000% exactly as it should be

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@Nine it's getting increasingly difficult to sustain this metaphor without getting so graphic it would spoil the fun

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