"Hm I think I want to get a nice big beanbag chair for my room. ...wait... no. It has to be a bit nicer and cuter than that.

Oh! What about a SNORLAX beanbag chair? :D Yeah that'd be RAD! I've always wanted one. Let me just look up how much those aAAAAAAAA WHAT THE ... HOW MU-.. WH- WHY!?!?"