in a coffee shop rn
Barista: “Would you like milk in your tea?”
Old lady: “yes, but can I add it? I don’t trust you.”
*tumbleweeds*
@docky
What... ?????????
I mean what the heck... Does she think you're going to put something in the milk? Does she think you're going to make her think you're putting in milk but instead as she drinks it you cackle evilly and exclaim that she actually drank soy milk or something?? I don't get old people sometimes.
@docky
Heck I'm sleepy I mean the barista being evil not you. Brain failure there for a second, sorry