Me after getting sick of failing to do ANY event with the 500Gt because it's a pile of shit iceblock masquerading as a car in an otherwise pretty fun game: "okay fine gonna play as an aggression boost car and just do some road rages"
Me: *immediately after completing said event, wrecks my car against a bus* "Hah! Guess you could say I really ... =w=

BUSted my car up!"

*sound of lawnmower outside, no laughter*

Me: "...oh right I'm the only one here at home right now"