@rey that article was deeply amusing. and also very enlightening. I have had an actual all beef hotdog before but there's only one place i know of that do them and that's a Costco. but the only condiments there are a heinz mustard, and heinz ketchup.

of course me being me, an uncultured swine when it comes to dogs that are of the hot variety, put both on. it was...tasty, but... not satsifying?? and yeah. all I could taste was condiment.