Sending a UPS delivery change request that's like "THERE'S A HAWK ON THE PORCH, DON'T GO THERE"
Nevermind, I wasn't fast enough, I just got a notification that they delivered the thing to the side door instead... I feel sorry for the UPS person who just went to my porch and encountered a hawk
I also feel sorry for the bird because its wet
Red alert! We've got confirmed sightings of a moist boy
@masklayer i love how that hawk has an expression like "THIS WILL NOT STAND, I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER"
@masklayer "Excuse me! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?"
@Nine Excuse me? Im fucking damp
@masklayer "The absolute STATE of this moisteness! How am I supposed to fly!? Are you going to make amends for this humid tragedy!?"
@Nine