@noiob
@tom
Wait wait

Even better

Tom starts wildly pooptooting on birdsite
Jack's "quality control" agents ban their account but their pooptooting is too strong and keeps circumventing their ban
They track them down to their room, seeing the chair from behind. They reach for the chair, yanking it around

Two fake arms on the rests and a note that says "I will never log off"

"THE POOPTOOTING IS COMING FROM INSIDE TWITTER HQ!!"