@noiob
@tom
"Got you now, slimeball!!" Jack Dorsey says as his Twitter "quality control" shock troops attempt to grab Tom
Tom merely smiles as hands grip nothing but their fluid slime body.
"It appears, Jack, that you do not have me. Rather, I have YOU"
Jack watches in fearful terror as his minions are powerless in the wake of a slippery customer such as Tom :3
@noiob @tom
There is only one survivor of the incident who after some momentary shock calmed down and was reported to say "actually it wasn't so bad, kinda like a full body hug or something. Hey, wanna see my new fursona I just thought up?"