Me: *pointing at people I follow* frien. Frien. Frien
*Points at huge monster* frien
*Points at amorphous gooblob with no discernable features* frien
Rando: *sobbing* please stop, you can't just call everything and everyone a friend!
Me: *points at bugs* frien. *Points at coding bugs too* frien.
@Nine I'd follow an amorphous gooblob tbh
