Please don't tell the fediverse, but...
I still have no idea what a subtoot entails.

Like, almost a toot, but lacking the conviction of a full blown toot?

Or like beneath the toot layer of the OSI stack - above Network and Transport but ya know only after breakfast

I actually prefer the mystery because my next subtoot surely won't be sub-par or sub-standard. I will strive for sub-perb

TOOOOOOOT!

"Dont you toot over me! under. Under!"

"Oh a subtoot...
Tooooot!"

"Much better, good show!"