this got political, also it's a redraft because fuck somehow it ballsed up and went without the mention and a cw? I dunno. sorry!
@Sir_Boops
two things I would give anything for
for upon trump's impeachment, whoever's leading it to stand up, point at him and go "Mr Trump, you're fired."
and for trumplestiltskin to frantically call obama when the gates of the whitehouse are being stormed and plead for help
"please mr obama i'll do anything!"
"anything?"
"YES!"
"... then perish" *click*