Kami: I ... I love you, owner. you are strange, but I love you.
Me: aw i love you too my precious little princess.
Kami: how do I express this. oh I know I'll gently wrap my arm around your elbow, and then slowly but very firmly sink my teeth into teh soft flesh of your arm whilst purring. here we go. *NOMF*
Me: OW WHY WHAT
Kami: *PURRRRR* BECAUPH I LUFF YU