time to play more souper mario brosthers on the N.E.S. i always love to play this game . thirty years later and it's still fun to play *accidentally jumps into a hole* the NES has aged terribly and all of the games made for it are unplayable

the segger jennersis. a clasic console. sonic the hedged hog has really held up over the years. i guess what they say about, "blast processing", was really true *runs into a spring and gets launched into spikes* you know what? the sega genesis never had a single good video game. not one. the whole thing sucked and i've always hated it

ahh sonic the hedgehog 2. a classic video g*chemical plant zone* i despise the entire human race. i hate every single creature to have ever walked this godforsaken earth. crash this horrid planet into the sun and erase all life on it. we are irredeemable

@lynnesbian okay but you gotta admit it's got a pretty great track

@Nine that's what hurts me so much, the music is great but the level is bad ;-;

@lynnesbian nah the level isn't that ba- *gets grabbed by a spider, tails won't rescue me because they're stuck behind a door, loses rings, Tails finally comes up and jumps at the spider killing it.*- it's not THAT ba- *runs headlong into the jumpy orbsnake things that just so happen to be RIGHT after you manage to bbuild up some speed* - okay it could do with some wo- *running full pelt, random luck means the floor flips around and dunks them into the poison water. for the 8th time* -ffffffffFF

@lynnesbian (tbh I hate Metropolis Zone a lot more for this. I love that zone's music too. But I love it less than I like CPZ's. BUT, it has the same sort of bs traps with the star bomb things and the robo scythe mantises JUST off screen that fire their scythes JUST before you can see them and are at full pelt AND it has the crabs with the boxing glove bullshits that do the same thing AND the awful high speed layout and sudden platforming bs AND it's THREE ACTS AAAAAAAA)

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!