"lol here's a fun memm, type "I am a" and then let autocorrect finish it!"
"You don't want that. Trust me"
"Nah lol try it let me see"
"Welp,I warned you... I am a-" *autocorrect starts chanting in Eldrich tongues in ever increasing volumes. It cannot be stopped. The sound, that should not be heard from text, seems to emanate from within the skull, those listening scream in horror and madness*
"Told ya. Never works."