past me: "What? You're giving me new years day off because you want me to work boxing day which is a wednesday which I don't normally work since we're closed on christmas day?? But NYD's a tuesday, I normally work those, and it's extra pay. Nah it's okay, I'll work both the boxing day and NYD! It'll be fine."
current me having just worked NYE: "PAST ME IS A FUCKIN' JERK AND NEEDS PUNCHING IN THE FACE OH MY GOD WHY WHY WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF"