Sex, dragons, seriously
Me, about Dragon from Shrek: So you could say she was a bad dragon?
Friend1: what?
Me: it's a brand of dildo for furries
Friend1: I'd fuck a dragon
Me: What?
Friend2: yeah, me too
Friend3: same, tbh
Me: WHAT?!?!
Me(internally): I mean, yeah, but what?!?!
And that's how I learned all my friends are sinners
Sex, dragons, seriously
@Ivafakename
I mean...
Real talk, she's got gorgeous eyes and she really is a very beautiful dragon, so anybody who says they wouldn't are either a liar or just aren't into femme dragons
Sex, dragons, seriously
@Ivafakename
Even then I suspect they'd have to admit that, actually yeah, if they WERE into girls, they totally would.
Sex, dragons, seriously
@Nine I mean, I'm gay, so I wouldn't get with Dragon (a dragon, maybe, just not Dragon,) but they're all lesbians (bar 1 straight guy) so... Am I the only person that doesn't want to admit I'd mess around with a dragon? Does everyone on earth want to mess around with a dragon and I'm the only one that doesn't want to talk about it?
Sex, dragons, seriously
@Ivafakename
Dragons and the like are pretty hot so... I dunno, maybe?
Sex, dragons, seriously
@Nine wow, I'm gonna go down in history as the only not cool guy on the planet because I don't want to talk about getting it on with a fire breathing giant lizard with a "what's it" bigger than my torso...
Sex, dragons, seriously
@Ivafakename
Nah see you can spin this as "yeah dragons are alright but you haven't lived until you've (insert more preferable thing here)" , you just gotta do it with calm, measured confidence and you'll sell it, no matter how skeptical someone is
