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@Sir_Boops I've heard some pretty interesting terms over the years
think the worst was something like "lemme pour my ballsnot into your manhole", i don't remember it fully
was SUCH a turnoff to me lmao
@bat@Sir_Boops
Why did I read this thread holy God who the fuck thought "ballsnot" was a good term to use oh my god
@Nine @Sir_Boops
i'm pretty sure I screamed when I read it 'cause the person was trying to slide into my DMs with the most atrocious phrasing I've ever heard
like I get some people might be into that sort of description of it, but... not me, blegh
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@Nine @Sir_Boops
i'm pretty sure I screamed when I read it 'cause the person was trying to slide into my DMs with the most atrocious phrasing I've ever heard
like I get some people might be into that sort of description of it, but... not me, blegh