absolute morons. why would you buy nerf darts when nuclear warheads are so much more effective

your car can only do a maximum of 200km/h? hah. mine does 250km/h. i win. my car is better for driving on the road in a country where the maximum on-road speed is 120km/h

and that's not even comparing the number plates. mine says 805MAN, as in boss man. yours is just a normal one. this makes your car even worse

@a_breakin_glass @lynnesbian my brain: "what's a Turbob?..."
me: "you dingus that's Tee-Arr-eight-oh-eight"
brain: "yeah but 808 looks like bob so screw you i'm right."
me: "Well obviously no-"
brain: "Oh my look at the time it's time for hunt the song stuck in your head! :D"
me: "you FUCKER"

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