keyboards are shit because keys are really slippy
or, im trying to record a part for a song but the chords are v slippy and im not very good at keyboards
'why dont you just play it bit by bit' or 'why dont you just fix the midi afterwards' or 'why dont you just program it into the piano roll' WELL!! its a really good part, and i want to be able to play it!! i should be able to play it!! i WROTE it!!!
@envgen step 1: get velcro in black and white
step 2: put aside the hook fastenings
step 3: stick white velcro loop strips on wh ite keys, and black velcro loop strips on black keys.
step 4: PETTABLE PIANO
@envgen step 5: realise you mistook the hook fastenings for the loop fastenings and now you instead have basically a brillo pad piano and you instead call it the Pain-ano.