@goat@hellsite.site Diogenes probably did it because Plato sassed him once when he thought he wasn't in earshot. like plato was like "psh, diogenes? He lives in a sewer, there's no way he fucks."
Diogenes heard and was like "WHAT. FUCK YOU." went out, and had an orgy right in the middle of one of Plato's lectures, maintaining eye contact with him and flipping him off the whole time, just to make a point.