@Lunostophiles@snouts.online I wonder if this works on other slogans??
Like, what about Allstate? "You're in Good Hands with Furry"
oh god, Brylcreme: "Furry: A little dab'll do you"
"Got Milk?" is altogether too (in)appropriate.
...oh fuck energiser batteries.
@Lunostophiles@snouts.online CHRIST i just looked at this list https://www.brandsandtags.com/101-best-slogans-list.html
and GODDAMN IT ALL it's all far too perfect
@Lunostophiles@snouts.online AFSKGHUJASFKHAJS "FURRY: OBEY YOUR THIRST" AHWUFGHASIOFLHA AHAHHAHAHAHFAUHAUFSHAF