update: my airline doesn't have weight restrictions for cabin luggage so, due to personal reasons, I WILL be stuffing my bag with large rocks. thanks for your understanding.
@tom ...I'm just imagining like, a security agent at the airport being like "psh, i bet this bag's gonna be FULL of dildos" "hahaha yeah I bet, oh wait what if it's like a bomb or something hahaha, I got fifty on a bomb"
"you dickhead it's never a bomb. ... but I'll see that bet. fifty on dildo cornucopia."
*bag goes through xray scanner, results cause them to open bag to find it full of rocks*
You, not breaking eye contact: "Is there a problem?"
Both agents: *genuinely confused* uh. n-no...
@tom you go onto the plane with your bag of rocks. Both security agents retire that day and spend the remaining years of their lives as hermits out in the desert, haunted by the bags full of rocks.
@tom TSA: *notices ur pawbs* OwO what's this??
@Nine i can't wait for tsa to inevitably open my carryon luggage when im going to a furry con bc they'll get to see my beautiful paws