introducing the ipod classic classic. relive all the fun of the original ipod classic in a miniaturised form. comes with 12 built in period appropriate songs. RRP $149.99
introducing the switch classic: here at nintendo we thought "why wait?" so here's the switch classic
introducing the PS5 classic. get a glimpse of the future of gaming in shitty minituarised form. you don't want to miss out on playing tomorrow's games today!
n.b. all games are super mario world romhacks with sony characters
introducing the PS4 classic. how did we fit a whole PS4 pro into such a tiny package? magic!
n.b. a high speed low latency internet connection is necessary to use the PS4 classic
introducing the xbox one classic, with dozens of varieties in game libraries. each one contains 10 randomly selected xbox one games! we wanted to make it so the console buying process essentially became like buying lootboxes except much more expensive. the original xbox one has been discontinued and all games are being recalled
@lynnesbian Introducing Pong Classic! With Pong! and Pong! in new HDMI clarity!! just £699.99 while stocks last!!
@lynnesbian (nb it's a raspberry pi zero inside a crappy cheap abs plastic box with cheap wood finish stickers that easily peel off running an emulator through a shoddily constructed, hardwired in controller that's prone to failure.)