me online: heck, hecko, dang, gosh, because swearing is crude uwu
me irl: FUCKSHITCOCKASSTIDDYBASKETWANKSHITSTAINBALLBUGGERING ARGHHGHFUCKFUCKFUCK poopie fudgebuckets. >:|
me also online: fuuuuuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck ball shits fuck aaaassssssssss damn hell fuck ...wait i wasn't meant to be swearing was I. .... .... fuck it.