Welp, Kami went out my window, and onto the roof as usual, becuase she's a dingus, and I've had to rescue her from the roof before because she won't stop yelling for help. So now she decided "I KNOW I'LL GO OUT ON THE ROOF EVEN THOUGH I HAVE EXPERIENCED THAT IT WAS A BAD THING BEFORE SURELY THIS TIME IT WILL BE FINE" aaaannnnd
...she slipped. and fell onto the roof of the kitchen. It's not a long fall, she landed okay, she's unharmed.
It's a very short jump to the ground via a wall.
Kami seriously you are a cat you can jump higher than I can without any issue or effort and you have shock absorbing limbs. You do not need me to help you get down the maybe two feet diagonal distance from the wall to the roof and then the approx four feet to the ground. You really don't. You are fine.
I swear to god if she's still up there in the morning I'm going to laugh mercilessly at her, but also help her down. she'll be fine for one night regardless.
aaaannnnd yet.
and yet.
she is sitll there, pacing back and forth, meowling pitifully for help. When the distance she fell is MORE than the jump she has to make to get down.
why is my daughter such a dingus. XD