I lock my bike not to protect it from being stolen but to protect the world from its power
@masklayer i feel like coheed and cambria wrote a song about this
someting about a demonically possessed ten speed bicycle.
@Nine @masklayer didn't billy and mandy have an episode where billy gets a haunted tricycle
@sc @masklayer ...oh my god...
*starts plotting this up on a corkboard with pins and bits of coloured strings* my god it's... I think there's a pattern here
