Me while showering at this hotel: gosh I really can't wait to get home and upload all these photos somewhere so people can view them all and I can talk about them. I have so many thoughts and feelings I want to express!!
My brain: if a dudebro dabs in a forest and nobody is around to hifive him, does it start a keg stand?
Me:... For FUCKS SAKE
@BatElite my brain is awful and has random, completely useless, nonsensical shitpost thoughts that interrupt and push out more sensible, useful thoughts
@Nine ...what?