Also never ever:
A) give me the chance to make a pun. Because I will.
B) sunglasses
C) put two nouns next to each other in any vicinity to me in conversation because I will without fail make a portmanteau of them
D) Gogol from cyber city oedo 808 smiling
E) allow me to make a punny portmanteau. The resulting double fusion will destroy any patience with me you had like an antimatter-matter reaction