we've been watching this LPer silently build like a dozen zipline towers while circling this one valley he just needs to get down into, WHICH HE COULD'VE DONE ALREADY WITH OTHER PLAYERS' EXISTING ZIPLINE TOWERS

having a real phantom "JUST EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE DOING OR GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER" moment right here

i wouldn't be as bothered if Sam wasn't carrying a live person along for the ride with him. this lady is gonna look like a smashed pizza by the time he gets where he's going