pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
oikay so ...
the fossils in this game are hot garbage and why gamefreak why
why did you ...
what
what is wrong with you oh my god
so you do't just get a fossil and revive it as a pokemon oh no you get to splice two different fossils together to make "WACKY COMEDY COMBINATION POKEMONS" because there's this one fossil scientist who I do not think is at all legal or a licensed paleoscientist or geneticist.
pokemon swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers
I have two of the four possible monstrosities that clearly exist only to suffer.
I have named them "NOPEASAURUS" and "ARCEUS WHY" because oh my GOD
the indiivdual parts look pretty good? like, if there was a MATCHING back end to them, great. but...
they're... spliced with very obviously NOT matching parts.
gamefreak why
