pokemon now has multiple entries under the header "sexy lizard"

much the same way that multiple entries exist under the header of "big muscle boys"

pokemon is still a game made and aimed at kids but boy howdy does it worry me how horny its getting

like look for most of them I can understand it being a case of being blissfully unaware of furries and that whole situation

furry context removed, incineroar is a pure wrestling boy whom do a big fight and is beloved by all because he's not a heel. he's only a cat boy because making any pokemon design too human raises a lot of questions (hence why we haven't really had a Mr mime situation again)

but like... cmon, they had to have known people would find salazzle's whole thing hot

there's no way it wasn't like massively obvious to them

they canonically wrote, in lore, in its pokedex entry "oh yeah, this one *fucks*"

at the very least inteleon isn't inherently horny

apart from its constant smirk that looks down on you and the fact that it's 6'3" which is taller than most pokemon and their trainers

basically I'm saying game freak need to go chill the fuck out with the designs a bit

@pupy hey remember the pokemon whose whole shtick was femdom

@pup_hime @pupy oh my god i literally have a tsarina and i only just looked at her dex entry and oh my GOD

@Nine @pupy to get a tsareena u have to have a steenee that knows stomp because otherwise it'd be too subtle

@pup_hime @pupy w..

...the first Steenee I caught, and the ONLY one I caught, already had Stomp and I never got rid of it and...

...I had no idea omg

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