thinking about that image that compares the different meowths and how alolan meowths one is "*claps hands* oh I am just a bastard" and I immediately went That's Me,

regular meowth was "so Basically I'm Babey" which also same

but that line for alolan meowth plus the fact that I'm basically alolan Persian

yeah

- soft
-affectionate (both cat traits)
- round head (have you *seen* my double chin?)
- chumby (that's me)
- face like they're about to just go eat all of your fries plus your dessert (👀)

do not approach holding chocolate, they will slowly walk up to you staring you dead in the eye and mumbling "oooo choccy,,,,"

@pupy Alolan Meowth is also just fabulous and chill as fuck and is more than happy to just like, sit and chill with you and tell silly jokes and snuggle and yes that's perfect