*steps up to the microphone, clears throat, gazes over the audience, taps on the mic once or twice to test it, winces at the feedback... then takes a long deep breath, before nodding, and leaning in close*
Butts.
@legendaryjoeb two gal pals chilling in a hottub
five feet apart because they're not gay
@legendaryjoeb alternative punchline: "Harold, they're lesbians!"