Okay so I finally unlocked everything in Neon Chrome and got the Laser Pistol and just had a look at its description and I'm
"an experimental soviet era space pistol designed for destroying satellite optics and capitalist scum"
less sold on the soviet era part
veeery sold on the destroying capitalist scum part tho
(it's also like one of the best guns in the game aside from the heavy rifle, and honestly the heavy rifle is a bit better?? but if you want great rate of fire, good damage, and laser-focused (haha) accuracy, the las pistol is your best bet, as the Heavy rifle is slow to fire and reload and has a LITTLE bit of drift with its shots, though it does pierce enemies and does more damage)