@heytanuki@snouts.online @BatElite hey, psst. *Glances around* wanna try some hot new pronouns? *Opens trenchcoat* first ones free.
So's the second one actually.
... They're all free.
@Nine @heytanuki *Sits next to Tanuki in the gender shade*
My gender is unstable so IDK if I need new pronouns but what's on sale at the moment?
@BatElite @heytanuki@snouts.online well all genders are 100% off with a full unlimited money back guarantee if you decide you don't want it, but be quick, this offer ends at the heat death of the universe- one second. *Answers a phone*. what's that?? ... How many billions of trillions of eons????? .... Well dang, I wrote the contract now, I can't very well go back on it now. Ah well.
@Nine @heytanuki *Nibbles on the heat death of the universe as a gender*