Me: *questions gender* this is all so confusing, this requires my full attention...
Brain: Hey, while you're doing this, girls are kinda cute, you may want to consider the fact you're bi.
Me: ...
Brain: Y'know, while you're not busy.
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ... Help-
Brain: No.

I'm asking my brother for help because he's trans and I'm explaining how I feel and he's just like "Yeah, I was like that" and like, no, I don't need validation, I need cheat codes, exploits, glitches, walkthroughs, speedruns!

@Ivafakename okay I got one tip but I haven't been able to replicate it myself yet. First you gotta do a backwards longjump and just when you collide with the sexuality confusion, do a half-a press, so you clip into an parallel dimension, where you're on the other side of this quandry, and that way you can skip a huge amount of the leadup and get to just being queer as fuck in your own time.

Sadly I suspect this only works with TAS runs.

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