I was looking for that 1 very bad nsfw toot I made about jesus, but I can't find it so you're all safe for now

Remember that time I lewded jesus? That's why efdn isn't allowed nice things

@Ivafakename what

@Nine I made a joke about how jesus might hypothetically use his hand holes and now we're all going to heck

@Ivafakename ...

hold up trying to figure out if this is better or worse than the conflakes incident.

@Nine everyone forgot this one existed so I assume cornflakes is worse

@Ivafakename here's the thing what if we all collectively blotted it out of our memories as some sort of defence mechanism wouldn't that make it worse than cornflakes.

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oh no brain please no please don't combine the two OH GOD