Ok so people have pointed out that technically the avatar is not centuries old, as time flows differently in Britannia compared to Earth. Yes, true, but The Avatar has EXPERIENCED several centuries of events.

@LANthus you ever think the avatar sees that glowing red gate in their garden sometimes and is like "aw fucksake, What the FUCK NOW??"

@a_breakin_glass @LANthus Lord British summoning the Avatar to deal with the latest crisis and the portal just... stays open for hours... nothing comes through. Lord British awaits. It's days later, still the portal is there.

Years pass. Britannia falls. Lord British has long been deposed. new civilisations arise, the portal still stands, in a sealed crypt, in which Lord British was thrown to await his "saviour" in a cruel punishment for his hubris.

@a_breakin_glass @LANthus suddenly, one day, the Avatar finally pops through the portal, looking surprised as all hell. "Oh shit sorry guys I was gonna come but like, this whole thing happened at the same time and I moved house and totally forgot... and... uh... what the..."

They find Lord British's skeleton, having written a final message in the dust: "I waited... I waited for you, Avatar. All is lost. Why?"

Avatar shrugs, snags the crown, goes back, sells it for cashmonies.

@Nine the reason the avatar is male only from Ultima 7 onwards is the real avatar was tired of dealing with things and had a himbo Larp friend deal with it

@pup_hime @Nine unless I'm misremembering you could but art still made you Blonde Blueeyesm'n

@LANthus @pup_hime Yeah, U7 still made you blonde and blue eyed and white even if you were a girl.

the "expansion"/"sequel" Serpent Isle lets you inexplicably be male or female and one of three skin colours.

...I have no idea if later games kept doing that mind

@Nine @pup_hime the franchise only got WORSE from 7 on so you know the answer to that.

@LANthus @pup_hime i wish I didn't know the answer to it having not played anything past 7 Part 2, but yep, I do. ._.;

@LANthus @pup_hime @Nine I don't think it does, but I'm using exult and haven't played much of it

@a_breakin_glass @pup_hime @Nine ah I stand corrected, I swore it was just a profile art thing. I must be mis remembering

@a_breakin_glass @LANthus @pup_hime oh dang, did Exult backport the Serpent Isles options into U7? That's rad!

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