a literal cat 
every now and then I think about the fact that one of the key elements of modern pokemon games is a preteen kid literally going and capturing a god in a very small ball
pokemon technology has the power to enslave deities of nature and it's just nbd by this point i guess??
@InspectorCaracal Big Bad: "I HAVE UNLEASHED A LEGENDARY GIANT MONSTER TO [insert goofy ass evil plan here]!! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?"
12 yo: "was thinkin of fucking around and throwin' regular ass pokeballs at it until they capture it personally but i dunno, depends how bored i'm feeling once i've beaten this god half to death with my team of highly trained murder-critters, either way I'll get back to you on that one, now move aside, chucklefuck. I got a pokedex to complete."
@Nine @InspectorCaracal The obvious answer to "where is your god now" is surely "inside this pokeball hanging from my belt, thank you very much"